the two worst things in the world
- when you try to save a video, but then Snapchat crashes instead
- socks in porn, or in sex at all. no socks.
Kendra and I made really really good ABBA costumes for Jake’s Eurovision party.
Yoshimi. Taken by me.
Omfg
wow, thanks, but i really can’t take credit for Australia. Actually, please don’t give me credit! I DIDNT DO IT, AUSTRALIA IS NOT MY FAULT. IM REALLY SORRY!
ah, no dude. you fucken followed me around all night. Even after i left the goddamn bar to get away from you, you followed me into 7/11 and then into my cab. And then you stole my fucken beanie. WHAT A NICE GUY. DO YOU WEAR MY BEANIE UNDER YOUR FEDORA?
things that happen when you discover your “other” messages folder…
A message from Anonymous
Your bangs sum up all my hair goals
this is literally my only goal in life.
i will tell anyone who will listen that i cut my fringe on a daily basis.
~the only thing in my life i can control~
