
LOVING the fact that I have to drag everyone I love kicking and screaming into the “party mood” for my 21st. Nice to know you’re all glad I was born and whatnot.

unlikely.
Telstra owns not only my soul, but my every waking moment.
In other news, I turn 21 tomorrow.
Also I squeed for Lana Del Rey, and loled at the tumblr reference.
Dear JJJ Hottest 100 Voters,
If I wanted to listen to Nova FM instead of the Hottest 100 I WOULD HAVE LISTENED TO NOVA FM. The “alternative” Australian’s musical taste has gone down the proverbial pop pooper.
I’ve got a moving house hangover in every muscle and the soles of my feet. I’ve got a hay fever hangover in my nose, eyes, and lungs. And I’ve got a drinking hangover everywhere else, for a 20 meter radius.
Kanye’s tweets.
(Source: xwaldox, via tapiocasunrise)
Cider and monster ball.
Watching a contemporary dance to a Jeff Buckley song being judged by a weeping Lady Gaga on So You Think You Can Dance with Ellen Degeneres in the audience. All bases covered. Could not ask for more. Well maybe just throw in some Asians…
My my, the cruelest lies are often told without a word. My my, the kindest truths are often spoke, but never heard. She said, “You’ve been pushin’ me like I was a sore tooth. You can’t respect me because I’ve done so much for you.” He said, “Well, I hate that it’s come to this, but, baby, I was doing fine. How do you think that I survived the other 25 before you?”

(Source: tsumori, via tokyo-lifestyle)
I am going to drink ALL of your juice. With ALL of the vodka.
YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING DOG! OH MY GOD! FUCK YOU!