A virgin-Jesus-freak-young-Liberal (read conservative) has just moved into my apartment for the next month. I tried to not be a bitch, I tried to add her on facebook, but all her info was like “I LOVE GOD”, and there is zero evidence of her own personality, and she was wearing a Fresh shirt when I walked in the door. For those who don’t know  Fresh is my university’s horrifyingly successful young Liberals, again read conservatives. Fresh thinks, among other things that having a Queer Room on campus is sick, and that international students are so stupid that they can be tricked into thinking Fresh is the only party they can vote for. Their campaign manual tells girls to dress “hot” and flirt to get votes. My boyfriend thinks I care too much, but either she is an awful person or incredibly ignorant of what she’s promoting. Either way, I have no time for people like that. So instead of being nice, or even just ignoring her till she fucks off, I’m going to play Lady Gaga really loudly every day and have A LOT of REALLY LOUD premarital sex in the next room.