Oh wow, 16 yr old Abby Sunderland and her yacht are lost in the ocean
Good one Jessica Watson.
You should know - this is definitely your fault.
Pity it’s not you.
Oh well, maybe something good will come of this. Perhaps it will stop rich assholes buying their daughters yachts.
What 16 year old needs a yacht?
Or maybe I’m just bitter about never getting that pony…
And how does that make you feel; being denied these Hungry, Hungry Hippos?
I’m gonna feel like the most detestable piece of human excrement if they don’t find her.