Today I am OLD.

Yay I get my hair done.

Boo I have to work all afternoon and night.

orodio:-itsrealforus:rainbowballz:(via kingofbabylon)

that - is when the world…will end.

(via girlsgotafacelikemurder)

Elizabeth Darko: Did you just call me a fuckass? Well you can go suck a fuck!

Donnie Darko: And tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?

Samantha Darko: …What’s a fuckass?

why did I wait so long to watch the most recent minisode?

I love this batty bitch, she so deliciously detestable.

i love you tumblr.

(arent my paint skills intimidating??)

Well, he looks positively joyful, does he not?

Today may have been the best day of my life.

I rolled at of bed at my own leisure, watched copious amounts of TV, ate delicious crossaints and drank real coffee.

I continued to eat myself stupid.

Then my sister gave me a pedicure/foot massage while i drank vodka, got fed and watched donnie darko. As soon as my plate was empty it was magically replenished and I was allowed to pre-empt every line of the movie.

I think I may have died and gone to heaven.

But I never want to think about food again. I think I ate less at christmas time…

ohwell-ohwell:

druggysleep.

ONE OF MY FAVOURITE QUOTES OF ALL TIME

lforlab:

roycorduboy:

niedrigesfett:

(via purplewhales)

i want this stupid bunny suit.

 ah fuck it, now i have to watch Donnie Darko again. oh well. :)